Boring Tuesday

I hate Tuesday. They are stuck in the middle of the week, where the last weekend is a distant memory and the next one is just too damn far away.
This is not an easy day even from to football fan point if view as there are no real interesting matches in mid-week. True, there is the Carling Cup, but it interests you only if you are an Arsenal player, age 17 or less.

So, what can one do? Lucky for us, Tuesday is the 3rd day of the week and this brings to ming the nice ladies of Page 3, who will help most of us get along with this wretched day of the week.
So, here is Katie. She's a tiny lady (4'11), but her height is the last thing you'll notice here, as she has a lot of other upsides. Or should I say "Fronstsides"...



Oh. By The way - Cristiano Ronaldo is the Footballer of the Year. What a huge surprise! Such a nice person deserved his plaudits. Or not...

Villa make a person change his mind

Aloha!

While I am getting ready for the derby of Manchester, in 30 minutes time, I couldn’t help thinking of that poor Aston Villa performance of yesterday. You know, as a Villa fan, I face a huge problem. On one hand – I got used to an underachieving team, which prospect is to finish 10th and be happy with it. Now, all of a sudden, I find myself disappointed with a 0-0 home draw with Fulham.

This calls for a huge change in my perception of football after 25 years of mediocrity. Can a common person, such as me, change his state of my find and start referring to his beloved team as “favourites”!? Just like that? Where are the days when a home draw with Manchester United was a cause for celebration?

I planned to keep on telling you about all those mediocre team I support (go Hartlepol!!!!), but Wayne Rooney just scored the easiest goal of his life to give United the lead; therefore, I should really pay my attention to the match. Don’t worry, this will continue! Soon! Maybe!

Let The Posts Begin

Greetings to you all!!!

The idea of writing such a blog has long ran in my mind but was delayed due to reasons which are beyond my control – total and incurable laziness…

Still, as I am 33 years old, I have decided that it is time for a change. At first, I made a whole list of things I didn’t do due to my laziness, in full intention to complete each and every one of them, but, unfortunately, most of the things looked too damn difficult. That is why I decided to settle for the easiest thing in that list – writing down my thoughts on the Premiership and spice it up with a nice pic of an even nicer lady who I dare not even dream of (and my wife is to blame for that…).

So here I am, staring at the monitor thinking of whether I should write on how stubborn Arsene Wenger is, or whether I should praise Nicolas Anelka goal-scoring ability. The only problem is that it will be like the 500th article regarding these issues. Every football peon becomes the target of thorough psychological analysis by so many experts, who will totally change their minds in a couple of weeks, due to a lucky goal a team scores or concedes…

That is why I though to start my blog with an open question to you all (or, more specifically – to myself…) regarding a certain Premiership player. Stoke City’s Rory Delap became well known thanks to his incredibly strong throw-ins (here's an example...). This raises a lot of questions regarding the ability of English defenses to cope with such throw-ins, but more important –it makes you wonder if Mr. Delap can use his special technique for matters other than football? A couple of options come to mind, but, hey - if I tell it all right now, I will have nothing to write in my next post…

Guy


Oh! Almost forgot!!! We have to have tits here, so you will have any reason to come back. So, you can be sure I am scouring the net to find some high quality pics of high quality ladies, but there aren't such (ladies, I mean). So, to mark our new mutual path, here is our Page 3 idol, Keeley Hazell from Bromley, who is well known for her volleyball skills, her firm religious beliefs and her tendency to drop her blouse whenever someone with a camera walks by. Enjoy :)