Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Let The Posts Begin

Greetings to you all!!!

The idea of writing such a blog has long ran in my mind but was delayed due to reasons which are beyond my control – total and incurable laziness…

Still, as I am 33 years old, I have decided that it is time for a change. At first, I made a whole list of things I didn’t do due to my laziness, in full intention to complete each and every one of them, but, unfortunately, most of the things looked too damn difficult. That is why I decided to settle for the easiest thing in that list – writing down my thoughts on the Premiership and spice it up with a nice pic of an even nicer lady who I dare not even dream of (and my wife is to blame for that…).

So here I am, staring at the monitor thinking of whether I should write on how stubborn Arsene Wenger is, or whether I should praise Nicolas Anelka goal-scoring ability. The only problem is that it will be like the 500th article regarding these issues. Every football peon becomes the target of thorough psychological analysis by so many experts, who will totally change their minds in a couple of weeks, due to a lucky goal a team scores or concedes…

That is why I though to start my blog with an open question to you all (or, more specifically – to myself…) regarding a certain Premiership player. Stoke City’s Rory Delap became well known thanks to his incredibly strong throw-ins (here's an example...). This raises a lot of questions regarding the ability of English defenses to cope with such throw-ins, but more important –it makes you wonder if Mr. Delap can use his special technique for matters other than football? A couple of options come to mind, but, hey - if I tell it all right now, I will have nothing to write in my next post…

Guy


Oh! Almost forgot!!! We have to have tits here, so you will have any reason to come back. So, you can be sure I am scouring the net to find some high quality pics of high quality ladies, but there aren't such (ladies, I mean). So, to mark our new mutual path, here is our Page 3 idol, Keeley Hazell from Bromley, who is well known for her volleyball skills, her firm religious beliefs and her tendency to drop her blouse whenever someone with a camera walks by. Enjoy :)


1 comment:

Teddy said...

Haven't you heard? bird is the Word!
Go keeley!